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Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now. I'm your host, Eric Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I'm your host, Eric Von Hesler.

As always, surrounded by the doctrinairs.

Tim Andrews is here.

Autumn Fisher is here.

George Clark is here.

And Jared Yamamoto is here. And guess, though, is it the first day of spring? Is that also here? Sure is. There he is. Jared

Yamamoto. You're listening to the voice of someone who I believe, I don't know that I know anyone else

like this, who is more in favor of global warming than

Jared Yamamoto. He likes it. He likes it hot. Climate change compatible. We're going to be in

the high 80s on Sunday. He wants the micronova. He wants, yes, he wants the macronova. What's

the difference between the micronova and the macronova? Smaller burst. Oh, is that how it works? Hey, by the way, which is which? What is a micronova? You know, I went along with it because I like to act like I'm smart, but I don't know what that means. Well, instead of a supernova is just like a burst.

Oh, a damaging one.

It can be. Does it take out all the telecommunications and such? I might take out more than that. All of us? Yeah. Well, just take, what would be great if it just took out, you know, the useless? Yeah. That'd be nice to have a little microburst. the useless the useless the The useless. The useless. The people who just aren't curious about anything. Oh, okay. The people who last night were going to go crazy over

whatever that new BTS song sounded like. I get it. Okay. People throw, hell, that new BTS song.

I'm going to tell you this right now. Obviously, I'm, you know, I'm not in that demo,

so you wouldn't expect me to like that. But I mean, I hear this and it's just like, no effort.

And I know you're going to try to push back on me, Jared, but you have to. I know you're not a

BTS fan, but sometimes you're like, well, you've got to understand. I mean, this song sounds no different than a thousand other songs that have been out there. The name of the song is Swim, and it might be one of those songs where I have to hear it a couple times to get into it. See, I don't. I heard 30 seconds of it, and I know for a fact that I mean, I'm trying to be objective here.

Understanding this is, I'm trying to be objective here understanding

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