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Hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine begins right now.

I'm your host, Eric von Hesler.

Surrounded by most, but not all of the doctrinairs.

Tim Andrews is here, Autumn Fisher, I guess has jury duty.

George Clark is here, and Jared Yamamoto joins me. I have to say that, I mean,

we'll get to all the crap, quick enough. But right off the top, I have to say that I haven't

watched the Oscars in a number. I can't even remember. I cannot remember the last time I got

excited about it, sat down, watched the Oscars. I cannot remember't even remember. I cannot remember the last time I got excited about it, sat down,

watched the Oscars. I cannot remember that. So it's at least a decade, I would imagine.

But I do have to say that this is the least amount of buzz in the press about the Oscars the day after the Oscars that I can remember.

I mean, people just aren't really buzzing about anything other than the fact that the world

basically said, hey, Salome, sit down for a moment, we're kind of tired of you.

That really is the only...

He won nothing, right? He didn't win anything. He won nothing, and they had a ballet person tap dance on his head or so. I don't know. He has a big head. No, yeah. I don't. He, uh, so outside of that, you know, a couple of, we shouldn't be doing this in Iran and a couple of ice things,

but nothing that really,

I mean, it didn't be doing this in Iran and a couple of ice things, but nothing

that really, I mean, it didn't even get the president, I don't think, to truth social.

There was a couple of good jokes from Conan that I read this morning.

And it sounds like he did a decent job.

Yeah, this is a good one here.

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