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Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I'm your host, Eric von Hessler.

I'm not alone, of course.

My comrades.

Oh, whatever happened in my W.S.B.

Hello, comrade.

My friends, my associates, my colleagues, the doctrinares, Tim Andrews is here, Autumn Fisher is here, George Clark is here, and of course, Jared Yamamoto is here.

I prefer Amigo, if that's okay.

All right, you will be Amigo doctrinaire 1. Thank you.

And what that means is that anybody else amongst the doctrinares who would like to be referred to by the host as an Amigo will be Amigo doctrinaire number two.

And then we'll go from there. I just want to know that's the system.

Fine.

Okay, it's just the way that it's like my...

I didn't know. I would have said something.

I know. I am kind of making the rules up as we go, on the fly.

But I do have a good source. I am thinking of myself when I was about

oh I don't know seven and my little brother was about five and whenever we would ride in the

Ford Falcon the family's wonderful vehicle at the time we would we would the first one had to say shotgun, you know, and it was a matter of, if you said shotgun first, you were in the front seat. And if you didn't say shotgun first, you were in the backseat of the Ford, a Falcon. So unless a Falcon wasn't a Ford, I believe it was a Ford. Pretty spacious vehicle? What's that? Pretty spacious vehicle?

Well, when you're seven, every vehicle's a spacious vehicle. I guess so, yeah.

My mom had a Pinto, so yes.

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