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Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now. I'm your host, Eric Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I'm your host, Eric Von Hesler.

Surrounded by the lovely doctrinairs.

Tim Andrews is here.

Autumn Fisher is here.

George Clark is here.

Jared Yamamoto is here.

And I don't want to pick on you too much,

but if you show up wearing a Creed shirt in 2026,

isn't that like a neon sign hanging over you that says,

make fun of me?

Maybe it's ironic.

I don't think it's ironic.

I know Jared. He saw him and I don't care what you say. They were good. They were good.

I was impressed. Believe it around. I was impressed. They were better than I thought.

Well, if you caught a show where it went on like over two hours and the lead singer didn't lose his mind or melt down or yell at somebody, then maybe you saw a good show. He was an 80 years old and passed his prime and should stop singing. Is he? Is he that old? No, I'm saying that he didn't do any of those things. Right. So many people out there are, what's his name? That other guy? No. You're talking about David Lee Roth. Well, yes, David Lee Roth. He knows he's not good, though, and he's just having fun. Oh, John Bon Jovi. John Bon Jovi. Thank you. That would be the name of the band is Bon Jovi. You just add John to the front of it. And you got his name. It's right there. I was saying Bowie in my head. And I couldn't get anything else out. And that's why I went, jump, you pop, move that. Yeah, it's like one of those robots that you get now. now. They're helpful, but then they kind of glitch out everyone. I glitched out of him.

She tried to fold your laundry and just... That perimenopause kills your cat. Perry menopause. I worked with him. He was a good... Was he a good jock or was he a traffic night? He was a traffic night. He was a trash. He was emotional. He was sweaty. That's right. I'll tell you why, he was in. He was all in. And yeah, he had to take a shower after every... He was confused. Yeah. And it's just, yeah, an overheating person. Every time you saw him, he would be having the... Crying fits. And the night sweats in the middle of the day. Which I couldn't, you know. The studio always stank after he left. Well, that's true. Jared. Well, you can sweat that much. We're trying to. Hippa, come on. He's going to hear you. And, you know. I apologize. Perry, look, you know I love you. This kid, I can't. Well, I got to go take a shower.

Yeah, I'll take a shower, and we'll, uh, you get your show starts at 7 p. Yeah, I do the show with the showers.

I don't sweat all over everybody.

That has been done.

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