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Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now. I'm your host, Eric von Hessler.

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Tim Andrews is here, Autumn Fisher is here, George Clark is here, English Nick is here,

and Jared Yamamoto is here.

Where's your blazer? What happened?

Yesterday that was I needed to...

A one-day thing.

Well, I mean, it wasn't a one day like I'll never wear a blazer again as long as I live.

It was just yesterday I needed to feel as if I were a professional because I thought on the previous show, I had broken ranks with my professional side for a moment or two and gotten into it with individual listeners.

And I don't want to be that person. and I don't want to play in that sandbox

But it's also 78 degrees for the high today certainly the blazer in that's right and for some reason in this place is always steaming hot

So I would like to always I think I look better with more clothing, you know, more layers.

I don't know what it is.

As I get older, I think it's like I put on a couple other layers.

What does Mrs. Hessler say?

Mrs. Hessler says, Eric, as far as I'm concerned, you're the best looking 61-year-old in my life.

And I says to her, well, I don't know if you mean that or not, but

I'm awfully grateful for you. Yes. I got to say, I caught a rear of you the other day, which I don't see very often because I'm always sitting in front of you. Yeah. But you're walking through the newsroom. I came around the corner. You're in front of me and I'm thinking, that man is wasting away before our very ice you're very skinny yeah I've actually gained weight

well are you on ozimic I am not in front. I mean, I'm thinking, that man is wasting away before our very ice. You're very skinny. Yeah. I've actually gained weight.

Wow. Are you on Ozmpic? I am not on Ozzympic. Do I have the Ozempic face? No, you don't know. I have the Ozympic face. That's what it is. No, I'm not an athlete. Fish X. Roe is the one that Serena Williams is pushing

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