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von hessler doctrine eric is off today and there are three doctrinairs here myself tim

andrews george clark who's behind the glass over there getting audio for us and of course

jared yamamoto hi jared Tim. How are you doing, buddy?

I'm much better now.

Well, I walked by you, and I was a little worried about you about 15 minutes ago. Are you good now? Yeah, I'm good. I had an interview in here today. I had a couple people in here today. you know for my weekend show the pop cast which air is at 7 p.m. on Saturdays so that's two days from now

bookmark it uh... you know for my weekend show the podcast which is at seven p m on saturdays so that's two days from now book market i had michael rips and charley mustard they are from jittery jo's coffee in athens and i was interviewing them about their partnership with fox theater and as i was leading them out i noticed what's that area in glass pack there with all the pictures on at the same of the fishbowl the fishbowl. Yeah, I walked by the fishbowl. Oh, look at all these really cool AI images of everybody in the building. And there's you and there's the Von Hessler Doctrine, which no but the only person in that that looks like somebody is Eric. And I like, where's mine? I did one. Why is mine not up there? up there and I started stewing about it and I was like get distracted from taking my guests back upstairs and I'm like you think of that they got Ann there and Anne left a week ago oh our digital girl that's right yeah it's not her fault and it's an you know all of them look really good but mine's not up there and I was I was really bothered by that and I got those old feelings from when I

was in radio 10 years ago I'm being excluded from everything and so I kind of I've kind of

got to blame you yours is there it's prominent why didn't you put mine there you know what

was there a mandate that you email somebody who is in charge of that yes there was a

corporate email and I believe I had made mine I was one of the first ones that submitted. I'm all the way down the end. And so I gave mine, I think before everybody else started really sending there. So I did not realize that you would want to me to send your AI caricature. Well, I would certainly like to be included. I mean, it's bad enough. The picture down there of me is from 10 years ago. I mean, it looked really good. I have that cool mustache. Oh, that stash is awesome. Yeah, that was a good mustache. I can't do it anymore because there's too much white in it, and I'm not going to be the old man with a mustache. So I shave now. I liked yours. You had your little dog on your desk. Yeah. It's cute. Yeah. And even had the eye missing. I'm glad you said that about the team photo, the Von Hessler Doctrine one, because I believe I've got glasses, which I don't wear in that one, and nobody actually looks like. And Jared's a conjoined twin. He has something growing out of his shirt. Is that the one that you sent to them? Yeah, that's the one that. Eric did it like 50 times. Eric made that image. He sent it to me and then I sent it to our people over on that side of the

that side of the building, the sales side. You know, and I don't normally go for trends, right? I'm not a

trendy guy. Typically not, no. I dress like, I don't know, I dress like a college student and I'm 55

years old, but nothing wrong with that? Maybe. I think my wife thinks I could dress better. Well, you know, I mean, everybody can dress a little bit better, right? I'm wearing a big foot shirt, for goodness sake. A big foot shirt. That's a cool big foot shirt. Thank you. You have cool t-shirts. George and I sort of dressed similarly.

Slovenly?

Yes.

And I love that look. It's a cool bigfoot shirt. Thank you. You have cool t-shirts. George and I sort of dress similarly.

Slovenly?

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