Hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine begins.

Right now, I'm your host, Eric Von Hessler.

Not alone.

Tim Andrews is here.

Autumn Fisher is here.

For George Clark this week, Colby Richardson is here.

And also, of course, Jared Yamamoto.

Wake up Bill. Wake up Phil.

Come on. Wake up, Phil.

Wake up Bill.

Wake up Hill. Wake up Hill. Wake up Hill. Wake up a hill. Here we go! Here we go. Poor Groundhog. He's trying. Tormented the end. Seriously. Pita makes a good case to get rid of it. He is, yeah, they want to, the Pita wants a, like a hologram or one of those, like that Abba show or something. Something like, get Disney on it. Didn't they make that like billion dollar avatar lady? Yeah, there you go. Maybe the Hall of Groundhogs presidents. Something along those lines. At least it's one Groundhog in Pennsylvania that doesn't getting shot today so he should be happy he uh so he's trying

to hibernate still right we got to wake him up oh is that what they do well yeah he's got a job to do

oh he has a fancy apartment they drag him out in the morning so no one can see him they put him in that

wood stump yeah it's uh in some ways Poxet, Phil, it lives a blessed life.

Better than we do.

Maybe.

But if you've ever been awakened, hours before you want to wake up, you know how grumpy

you can be.

And he's in the middle of his hibernation.

So we have what, Phil, you know, by the way, and I have to say this, and I hate to sound like a conspiratorial type.

You know, I don't want to come off.

Too many conspiracy theory people, you know.

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