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Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now. I'm your host, Eric Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I'm your host, Eric Von Hesler.

As always, with my compatriots, the press refers to them as the doctrinairs.

Tim Andrews is here.

Autumn Fisher is here.

George Clark is here. Hey, English Nick is here.

And of course, Jared Yamamoto is here. And I want to do everyone know that, uh, of course,

I'm a professional. And we're going to get through this show. But I'm very close, and I'm going to have to do everything I can.

My promise is, if I fail,

it's not through lack of trying.

I'm going to do everything I can to not have a corgasm during this show.

I want everyone to know.

This is something, as everyone knows about Eric Von Hessler, workout fiend. And, of course, my core is very important to me. I saw you doing crunches during our pre-show prep there. It's the last thing I think about before I go to sleep. It's the first thing I think about when I wake up. You know, how is the core? Without the core, what good is the rest of the apple?

That's the way that I, that's the way that I look at.

Stop squatting there, Eric. You're doing those squats again.

But, you know, as many people are finding out, when they're working out there, you could possibly trigger a corgasm.

Actually, this is an article that Jared put in there. I didn't even read what is the, it's some, is it just an influencer trying to get

hits, basically? It's an orgasm that occurs during physical exercises. I know what it is. You're

doing exercise for your core, but this is, I want to know it's like the influencer. I saw that she

was frightened of doing that exercise. The particular exercise that caused it, she's afraid to do it again. Well, it happens to me all the time. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. And if you're a loud person. Yeah. I am. If you're around people. I'm known for that. Yeah, exactly. Ah! Her name is Sarah Lloyd. She is an influencer.

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