The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP017 - Water Rocks

The Von Haessler Doctrine

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4.7 • 695 Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @CSIBillCrane, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, Greg, and George LIVE on 95.5 WSB from 3pm-7pm as they chat about the Doomsday Clock, the Belichick snub, man milk, and so much more! *New episodes of our sister shows: The Popcast with Tim Andrews and The Nightcap with Jared Yamamoto are available as well!

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0:00.0	Thanks for listening to the Von Hessler Doctrine podcast.
0:04.3	Follow the doctrine on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Instagram, and Twitter for even more content.
0:14.2	Hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine begins.
0:20.8	Right now, I'm your host, Eric Von Hesler.
0:28.3	As always, surrounded by the doctrinairs, Tim Andrews is here, Autumn Fisher is here, George Clark is here, Jared Yamamoto is here.
0:37.5	Oh, no.
0:38.3	No, no.
0:39.1	No, not that.
0:40.0	Not that.
0:40.7	No, stop it.
0:42.0	That's not that damn doomsday clock.
0:45.7	We're almost done for, Eric.
0:47.7	Well, let's kick our shoes off and party.
0:50.2	85 seconds to midnight.
0:51.9	It is now 85 seconds to midnight. This is the closest the world has ever seconds to midnight. It is now. 85 seconds to midnight.
0:55.0	This is the closest the world has ever been to midnight.
0:58.6	Is that?
0:59.4	Oh, no.
1:02.1	It's been scaring me since 1960 and it's never paid up.
1:09.3	You should be very afraid.
1:11.7	Yeah, I know that voice.
1:12.8	That voice sounds like Emma Stone in one of her new weird movies.
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