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Hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine begins right now. I'm your host, Eric Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I'm your host, Eric Von Hesler.

Not alone.

No, I've got friends.

People wonder sometimes,

does that guy have friends?

The answer is yes, I got the doctrinares, and They're all here. Tim Andrews. Smile, Tim. Come on. The camera's on you, man. Give it a smile. It's not on me. It's not on you? Now it is. Hi. There you go. There you go. Autumn Fisher. She's always smiling. George Clark. Mr. Smiles, they call him.

And, of course, Jared Yamamoto, who you never quite know if it's sincere or not,

but you're more than likely going to get a smile out of Jared Yamamoto.

Listen, I try to bring some positive peppy attitude to the show everywhere.

Okay, well, some call it. And punctual. And punctual, yes.

And some call it toxic positivity. It's true. It's too much positivity. It becomes toxic.

When people are like, please be mean to me for a moment because, you know, balance, a little balance.

This is too much, too much positivity needs a little negativity to balance it out and keep the toxic part from getting in there.

But that's something you'll learn as you age, being just a young 37-year-old.

Almost 37.

Almost 37.

I'm going to stop calling him young.

Well, he'll always be young compared to me.

Yeah, but once you eventually get to where you're old, like autumn. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm old. Yeah, but she's way old. She's like 43 or something. You. Disgusting for heaven's sakes. Are you aging well? Do you think you're aging well? Hell yeah. Like are you happy or do you go, oh man, I wish I was 20 again?

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