The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E090 - Drunk Droning

The Von Haessler Doctrine

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🗓️ 9 May 2026

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Join Eric, @GeorgeStein, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, Greg, and George LIVE on 95.5 WSB from 3 pm-7 pm as they chat about gross-cute, the 285 about-face, Mother's Day medicine, and so much more! *New episodes of our sister shows: The Popcast with Tim Andrews and The Nightcap with Jared Yamamoto are available as well!

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0:00.0	Thanks for listening to the Von Hesler Doctrine podcast.
0:04.3	Follow the doctrine on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Instagram, and Twitter for even more content.
0:14.0	Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.
0:22.6	Von Hesler not here today. But the doctrinairs are, I believe we'll have a full slate of them.
0:26.6	Coming up later, we'll have Greg.
0:28.6	I'm your host today, Tim Andrews. Autumn Fisher is with us co-hosting, as she always does.
0:33.6	You're welcome.
0:34.6	She doesn't move up or down. She stays number two.
0:36.6	Man behind the glass, George Clark. I have some interesting things to say about the aliens. I'm sorry, the UAP revelation today. And of course, as always, our executive producer, Jared Yamamoto. Hello, Jared. Happy Friday, Timmy. It is Friday. That is a day.
0:55.3	Thank God it's Friday.
0:56.3	It's a good Friday, man.
0:57.7	Happy Friday. It's not good Friday. That was a couple weeks ago. No, I'm saying like, it's in general. It's a good Friday. I'm going to a show tonight. I got a good fun weekend planned out. Mother's days on Sunday. I'm looking forward to the weekend.
1:08.5	Yeah?
1:08.8	What are you going to do tonight?
1:10.2	What show are you going to?
1:11.1	It's very obscure.
1:12.3	So my buddy...
1:14.0	You wouldn't have heard of it. Yeah, you wouldn't know who they are. No, it's... You don't know them. It really is... It's a great story, actually. So my buddy was involved in a diving accident about a year ago. This is... Autumn's sighing. I'm just kidding. Tragic story. Oh, I know. It was going to be funny until you said something scary happened. Yeah, it was very scary. He's now, unfortunately, wheelchair-bound. This is his first show that he has gone to since the accident. Me and several buddies are going with him. He loves this artist named the Whittler, and it's at Isle 5 tonight. I'm the
1:45.0	Whitler. I get on stage and car sticks of wood into useful objects. Call me the Whitler. So we're looking...
1:52.7	I have my DJ, my daughter right back there. I be whittled and fiddling. While he's whittling, I'm fiddling. I'm a whittler, she's a fiddler.
2:02.8	And look at that young man out there with this fancy coat on, is translucent, is that, or some sort of purple?
2:11.4	Why, look, there's two people here.
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