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The Von Haessler Doctrine

The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E087 - Slurking

The Von Haessler Doctrine

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4.7695 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2026

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @CSIBillCrane, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, Greg, and George LIVE on 95.5 WSB from 3 pm-7 pm as they chat about the red, white, and blue dome, seedy swingers, beach sluts, and so much more! *New episodes of our sister shows: The Popcast with Tim Andrews and The Nightcap with Jared Yamamoto are available as well!

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0:00.0

Thanks for listening to the Von Hesler Doctrine podcast.

0:04.3

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0:15.0

Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

0:22.8

I'm your host, Eric von Hessler.

0:28.0

Surrounded as always by the doctrinairs, plus one, because it's Tuesday.

0:33.5

Tim Andrews is here.

0:35.5

Autumn Fisher is here.

0:37.3

George Clark is here. English Nick is here. It's a Tootle Pipp Tuesday. Tudal Tuesday. It's a Tudel Tuesday. And speaking of tootling, Jared Yamamoto is here. I know. You got to keep me away from English, Nick. Well, you two to Tudel. Hey. The Tudor. Hey! I'm going to draw a toodle line across the desk.

0:56.5

It doesn't mean anything if they're just doing it, toodling together.

0:59.5

That's right.

1:00.1

It doesn't imply.

1:02.0

Let's pip on over that toodle.

1:03.4

That's all.

1:04.6

No tootling across the line.

1:06.5

I thought it was no pipping across the tudel line.

1:08.6

But that's, you know, the way I saw it was no pipping across the toodle line, but that's, you know, the way I saw it.

1:13.0

You can pipping and popping. Oh, okay. So you can break dance. Right. You can break. That's what I was talking about. Pop lock? Yeah. Popping and lock. Lock. Lock popping? Yeah. What were you talking about? Hey, listen, what are you up to today, Tim Andrews?

1:27.6

I got to tell you, I guess something about Tim Andrews today.

1:30.5

He's got a nice haircut. What were you talking about? What are you, hey, listen, what are you up to today? Tim Andrews?

1:30.3

I got to tell you, I guess something about Tim Andrews today.

1:46.6

He's got a nice haircut. Well, he does. Yeah, he's got a nice haircut. But that makes me feel like, you know, he's looking more like a narc than he usually would. And so I walk in. Too lazy to me. I come in to, you know, the kind of the back area here because my office is down in that area. Yeah.

1:47.1

And Tim Andrews is. Too lazy to me. I come in to, you know, the kind of the back area here because my office is down in that area.

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