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I'm your host, Eric Von Hessler.

Lock in, Eric.

Wait a minute, you're jumping in as I'm saying my name?

Lock in.

You need to lock in.

Lock in it.

Now, you lock yourself in.

Okay.

Before I even begin to think about locking myself in.

Lock those lips. You haven't even been introduced yet for having sex.

Lock her up. Lock her up. Lock her up. Lock her up.

Lock her up.

Dear. As you can hear, we have all the doctrinares plus one.

Tim Andrews is here. Autumn Fisher is here. George Clark is here. Jared Yamamoto is here. English Nick is here. Because he just doesn't anywhere else to be. He's a very lazy person. He doesn't do much in his life. He likes to hang up. What are you down to like just like I think he's getting older and he's like semi-retired. He only has like four jobs now. Two, three. Three. There you go. The lottery is very part-time, once a week at these days. Once a weekend. Once a week. Unless they need other times filled in. Can I tell you something that will let you know that I am probably the worst friend you've ever had? You've never seen me on the barry. I have never seen you on that. And couldn't I just dial it up on YouTube if I wanted to? If I was a decent friend? I don't know if they do that because of legalities, but they do show on the WSP TV website after the fact. All right. So if I could whatever, it's just sort of belly up to the bar of friendship. Yeah. Which I think you've done. It is something I could do. I think I've seen your belly at the bar many times. I just don't watch a lot of normal, regular TV, I think. Me neither. So you've never seen yourself. I have seen myself because I've been sent the videos just to say in the beginning like hey you know your hands

were doing this you know blah blah blah I think you're I think your fly was

done you had a lottery consultant I didn't realize that was a producer that we had

in the beginning who's no longer with us he would send a video sometimes English Nick not

for nothing but uh how about a spray tan yeah yeah yeah something like that I've been asked if

I want the

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