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Dear members of the media and the public, I welcome you. Surprise. Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now. Eric Von Hesler, not here today, got a bellyache. Don't worry, the doctrinares are here. I think all of us are going to be on the show at some point today. I am Tim Andrews. We have Jared Yamamoto, Autumn Fisher, the man behind the glass,

Mr. George Clark, and joining us later in the show. It's Monday, so that must mean we're going to

have stories from Studio B1 with Greg Russ. That is correct in the 6 o'clock hour. Yeah, so Eric does

have a bellyache. You'll be back tomorrow. Hopefully everything works out. I know my belly.

My tummy, my tummy.

Mommy.

The scuttleback going around the building is because he had to work yesterday.

Not that it's work.

He volunteered yesterday at Clark's Christmas Kids.

And then the bills just had this miraculous comeback in the second half of their game against the Bengals.

So maybe that contributed to it.

But don't worry.

We're going to hold the fort down today.

The weekend partying may have carried over into the week.

You did.

I'm sure it did.

You started out the weekend partying.

I'm surprised that you're here, Jared Yamamo.

Friday night, you're getting the Christmas season kicked off. You were talking about this Friday with your, what is it, some Christmasy bar crawl, if I'm right? Yeah, that's what I was. So one of my buddies has put together this really cool thing where it's a, it's like a party bus, but it goes to only Christmas bar. So it's a party bus bar crawl okay I get it

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