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Dear members of the media and the public, I welcome you.

Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

And I'm your host, Eric Von Hesler, surrounded by the doctrinairs plus one.

Tim Andrews is here.

Autumn Fisher is here.

George Clark is here.

Jared Yamamoto is here.

And right off the top, English Nick joins us.

Am I your plus one?

Are we going to a show?

Yeah, yeah, we're going to go to a wedding reception together.

You're my plus one.

Let's crash it. We're going to go to a wedding reception together. You're my plus one. Let's crash it.

We're going to go to a rock and roll show together, except we get in for free because you're my plus one.

There you go.

Whenever I have plus one, and I'm supposed to be at like Will Call or something like that, always goes wrong.

Really?

Yeah, yeah, your tickets to be waiting at Will Call. Yeah. That's because half the time they're filed under V because most people don't know that my middle name is Vaughn. It's not the beginning. My last name is not Von Hessler. My middle name is Vaughn. H is what you're saying. Yeah. And once I caught on to that, it's happened less and less and I look back my life, like all the shows that I missed because I didn't think, hey, can you look in the Vs? Obviously, they were obvious in the Vs. But that's where the plus ones in my mind are for free tickets at Will Call and, you know, a wedding reception or something. So wait a second. So you had shows where you thought you had

tickets to that you were turned away from? Like you didn't figure it out. I didn't figure it out. Yeah.

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