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In this, what we have? two more of these before Thanksgiving Today and tomorrow Yeah, yeah, yeah Just one more Well, there's this And then there's tomorrow Yeah Used to have one that stays off Yeah, just today Just today, much I don't know what happened Oh, somebody's calling in sick tomorrow. No, I'll be here.

I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. Well, you people seem very, very upset that you have to work on Wednesday. No, I used to having that day off. I don't know why we don't. I don't quite understand it. Why? Are you blaming Ken? Yeah. Okay. He's not here. It's Jared's fault.

Oh, he's got the day off.

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Our boss is out of. Oh, he does?

He's gone for thanksgiving already yeah he i tried to put in the wednesday thursday friday for the show we were declined but haven't we always i mean i don't even remember this don't we always go go away on wednesday yes typically and i you know in the past i was willing willing to put in a, like we would just record a show and put it on if they needed one, but that's not allowed anymore. So I gotta do tomorrow, what a, I don't mean to complain. Of course we love doing the show. Exactly. We are lucky. We are lucky to be behind these microphones, having fun. Right. Tomorrow, we're not going to be,

you know, grumpy or anything about it. I'm just saying, I do have to, you know, drive a couple

hours up to Lake Hartwell after it's over. I'll just say, if anything happens, you know,

nighttime, lights. Who knows? There will be some blood on someone's hands. Yeah, I'm just saying, I'm not saying who's blood. I'm not saying what hands. But there will be blood in hands. Ratings were okay when we did the pre-recorded bits. Well, yeah. People have different philosophies. What can I say? What if there's breaking news and Trump does

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