The Von Haessler Doctrine: S15/EP217 - Fancy Spankin' Shed

The Von Haessler Doctrine

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4.7 • 695 Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Join Eric, @ShelleyWynter1, @DrJoeEsposito, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, Greg, and George LIVE on 95.5 WSB from 3pm-7pm as they chat about Lame ducks, Hitler's micro penis, Wind phones, and so much more! *New episodes of our sister shows: The Popcast with Tim Andrews and The Nightcap with Jared Yamamoto are available as well!

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0:00.0	These people just make noise and basically waste our time.
0:04.0	Dear members of the media and the public, I welcome you.
0:08.0	Hour one of this week's Thursday edition of the Von Hessler Doctrine
0:16.0	begins right now.
0:20.0	I'm your host, Eric Von Hessler.
0:23.0	We have most but not all of your daily doctrinairs.
0:26.0	Tim Andrews is here.
0:27.7	Autumn Fisher is here.
0:29.6	George Clark is at Skankfest.
0:31.9	So we get an upgrade.
0:33.6	Colby Richardson is behind the glass.
0:36.4	And we have Jared Yamamoto, the producer of this
0:41.9	year's show and also lead researcher. I want to make sure I get that out there. Thank you. I appreciate it.
0:47.4	I get paid an extra 10 cents an hour by being the lead researcher. And you know what? I want to
0:52.0	say that usually you earn that. I do want to say
0:56.2	that usually. I appreciate it. Well, not always. Well, not always because, you know, sometimes the kid
1:03.0	goes wayward. People have no idea what goes on behind the scenes. You know, there are times that I have to,
1:09.0	I got to take this Yamamoto to the woodshed quite often. Oh, I know. It's horrible. The times that I have to, I got to take this Yamamoto to the woodshed quite often.
1:11.9	Oh, I know.
1:12.5	It's horrible.
1:25.8	The conditions that I have to work here at WSP, TAN is Hyde, right? Well, yeah, he says it's strange, but I'm like, hey, I'm old school. You've got to drop the pants. Yeah, but why does he have to call you daddy while you're doing? It's a weird. It's very weird.
1:28.5	The way that I was brought up.
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