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Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia and beyond, hour one of the Von Hessler

Doctrine begins right now.

I'm your host, Eric Von Hessler.

The doctrinairs are here, Tim Andrews, Autumn Fisher,

George Clark. English Nick joins us. And of course, Jared Yamamoto is with us. Just before we went on,

Jared told me that, or somebody was mentioning, that there's going to be another Trump-Putton summit.

Well, we had a very lovely phone call today. Two hours long. Right. What are you talking about? I know you got a lot. The world's crazy, but I mean, that's a long phone call. Well, we talked about Ukraine a little bit. We talked about things that are going on in the world. I brought up that Stranger Things is coming back soon, and that 11 now looks like she's 40. Yeah, yeah. But we talked about... What was his response? Is he into Stranger Things? He really loves it.

He said. Things is coming back soon and that 11 now looks like she's 40. Yeah, yeah.

But we talked about... What was his response? Is he into Stranger Things? He really loves it. He said the first season was great and then they didn't need any more after that. And I said, well, you know, it's important. You got to have more stranger things. I think Putin, probably one of these people, is like, too much time. He's a one and done. Too much time.

How do you hold on to a story for two years?

He said... Putin, probably one of these people. It's like, too much time. He's a one and done. Too much time.

How do you hold on to a story for two years? He said, too much time, Mr. President. And I said, well, you know, we're not in charge of Netflix. Let's get the war ended. How about that? Hold on. Was that your impression of Putin? You want me to do it again? Yeah, yeah. Mr. President, you're a super guy.

You should do more things to bring peace to the world. And I said, you know, I try. Could you do Zelensky? All right. I know. My voice. Hang on a second. Ready? Okay, here we go. Hey, Mr. President, could go help me with something. I need a let more money, please, I need a new shirt, I don't bagelette. I could go out of me with something.

I need a lot more money.

Please, I need a new shirt. I don't have a suit. You're good. You're good. You could be able to do that. Maybe after the, you know, in the retirement years. Well, I might go on Huckabee and do, you know, a little rich little. Yes, Jerry? Hey, at least this time around, they picked somewhere cool to go.

Going to Budapest this time?

That's going to be way better to to go going to budapest this time

that's gonna be way better than it's budapest even though it's spelled p-e-st-tete it is pronounced

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