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The Von Haessler Doctrine

The Von Haessler Doctrine: S15/EP160 - Performative Male

The Von Haessler Doctrine

WSB Radio

Autumn, Wsbradio, Tim, Andrews, Politics, Current, Music, Wsb, Society & Culture, Nick, Currentevents, Daily News, Technology, Yamamoto, Fischer, Arts, Tv & Film, Jared, Eric, Radio, English, Comedy, Vonhaessler, Greg, Atlanta, News, Russ, Sports, Music Commentary, Education, Improv

4.7695 Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 130 minutes

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Summary

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, Greg, and George LIVE on 95.5 WSB from 3pm-7pm as they chat about political rainbows, self-cleaning humans, the orgy dome, and so much more! *New episodes of our sister shows: The Popcast with Tim Andrews and The Nightcap with Jared Yamamoto are available as well!

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0:00.0

Thanks for listening to the Bon Hesler Doctrine podcast.

0:05.0

Follow the doctrine on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Instagram, and Twitter for even more content.

0:12.0

These people just make noise and basically waste our time.

0:17.0

Dear members of the media and the public, I welcome you.

0:21.7

Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia and beyond, our one of the Von Hesler Doctrine

0:32.0

begins.

0:34.5

Right now.

0:36.3

I am your lovable, huggable, radio chat host, Eric von Hessler.

0:41.9

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

0:46.1

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews, lady of 184.7 characters, Autumn Fisher, the man behind the glass, George Clark, and the handsomest

0:59.7

producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

1:04.5

When you were driving into work today, Eric, were you asking yourself, what's my Monday

1:09.3

motivation?

1:10.7

Uh, yeah, well, I, I don't have to ask myself anymore. Um, Are you asking yourself, what's my Monday motivation?

1:13.9

Yeah, well, I don't have to ask myself anymore.

1:19.9

My Monday motivation is the same as my every other day motivation.

1:20.9

What is that?

1:25.1

To be tucked into bed at night and live to another morning.

1:26.8

So I guess it's making it through the day. That's a pretty low stand.

2:01.8

I mean, until it isn't. You don't run into somebody go, it's Monday. No, I don't. Five days till Friday. No, I don't. Hey, you know what? At least tomorrow's Tuesday. That's right. I don't lament Monday. I don't lament Monday. I don't celebrate Friday. I recognize that, number one, people do die on Fridays, and that who knows, when all is said and done and your life is one big thing that could be looked at all the way through, it's quite possible that your best day ever would have been a Tuesday.

2:02.4

Who knows?

1:58.1

The idea that we could say, oh, no, that day, the one that starts with an F, that's going to be the good one. You don't know. You don't know what's going to happen. Bad news can come through the phone. I've had some good Mondays. I've had some great Mondays. I'm having a good Monday right now.

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