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Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine

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I am Tim Andrews.

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George Clark.

And, of course, our producer, Jared Yamamoto.

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Did you listen to faraway radio stations when you were a kid? I had a shortwave radio that I got as a gift for Christmas in 1983 or 1984. I loved it. Absolutely. I was listening to radio out of the Soviet Union. Did you have that? That was great. Did you have that autumn? Did you listen? No, I listened to W.S.B. though, as a kid. You did. That's why your mind is so warped. You grew up listening to all the old stars. Yeah, all the, the morning show, there used to be a morning show that was like a typical morning show, but it also had like news weather traffic. Oh, really? They had like a goofy morning show with the zip zips and the buzzes and all of that. I wasn't here then. Yeah, I, yeah, I, um, I called in, uh, in kindergarten and sang their Friday song.

Oh, you did?

Did you get a prize?

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