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Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, our one of the Von Hesler Doctrine

begins.

I am your lovable, huggable, radio chat host, Eric von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares, man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews,

lady of 184.7 characters, Autumn Fisher, the man behind the glass, George Clark, and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

Starting off the week, Eric, on Diddy Watch and Big Beautiful Bill Watch.

Oh, Big Beautiful Diddy Bill Watch.

Yes.

Big beautiful baby oil. Big beautiful baby oil.

Big beautiful baby oil didily.

Watch and watch.

We might get results for both of these stories by the end of the week.

Well, as George Stein told us on Friday, the quicker the verdict comes back in on Diddy, the more likely that he is

not going to be found guilty on much. And that's still where I'm standing as a radio host,

but admittedly, I'm no lawyerologist. But that, from what I've seen, I haven't seen much. And so

I don't know the ins announced that I'm not a middle-aged housewife, so I'm not

following it, you know, minute by minute.

But from what I've seen, my prediction is whatever the lowest amount that the jury can

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