Thanks for listening to the Von Hesler Doctrine podcast.

Follow the doctrine on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Instagram, and Twitter for even more content.

These people just make noise and basically waste our time.

Dear members of the media and the public, I welcome you.

Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia and beyond, our one of the Von Hesler Doctrine

begins.

Right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, radio chat host, Eric von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares, man of a thousand voices,

Tim Andrews, lady of 184.7 characters, Autumn Fisher,

the man behind the glass, George Clark,

and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

37 tracks on this new Morgan Wallen album.

Have you heard them all yet?

I heard one stinks to high heaven.

I'm sure that spells out the rest of the album.

Well, here's the deal. He's a country guy and he's got the thing going with the vocals.

And I'm just never going to accept that. I don't accept it from, you know, the pop-y-tartiest of the pop-tarts.

I don't expect. I don't accept the playing around with the vocals. What's it called?

Again, not auto-tune. Autotune, yeah. Like a country, this guy's what, 37 years old?

32. Okay, he's 32 years old. That means that before he ever got into a studio, he didn't put that on his voice.

So you got that on your voice, it's manufactured crap.

...