The Von Haessler Doctrine: S15/E078 - Trauma Dump

The Von Haessler Doctrine

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2.4 • 679 Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2025

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Join Eric, @GeorgeStein, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, Greg, and George in their newly extended timeslot from 3pm-7pm as they chat about Shedeur's bad night, Luigi's plea, selfie outrage, and so much more! *New episodes of our sister shows: The Popcast with Tim Andrews and The Nightcap with Jared Yamamoto are available as well!

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0:00.0	Thanks for listening to the Bon Hessler Doctrine podcast.
0:04.8	Follow the doctrine on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Instagram, and Twitter for even more content.
0:12.9	These people just make noise and basically waste our time.
0:18.1	Dear members of the media and the public, I welcome you.
0:21.6	Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia and beyond, hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine
0:31.6	begins right now.
0:35.6	I am your lovable, huggable, radio chat host, Eric von Hessler.
0:40.9	The other voices you hear are the doctrinares, man of a thousand voices,
0:47.2	Tim Andrews, lady of 184.7 characters, Autumn Fisher,
1:01.6	the man behind the glass, George Clark, and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.
1:04.2	Oh, I've got these Falcons season tickets burning in my cart right now on Falcons.com.
1:09.2	I want to buy him so bad.
1:12.8	I think the Falcons had a pretty good draft. Pretty good. Excellent draft. Okay. I'm going to, we haven't seen people play yet.
1:17.9	So let's get, let's get it off. Mel Khyper, I'll get to you. I don't know why they
1:22.9	didn't take Shitter's Sanders. I know, I know, I know you're upset. I know you're upset. I will tell you something. I didn't even know if I was going to watch. I didn't even know I was going to watch the draft. I don't see. The NFL, they just know what they're doing. There's a hundred thousand people. I'd hate to be there. I can't imagine being in the middle of that crowd. Especially in Green Bay.
1:43.7	Well, I mean, it's nice. It's not winter. It's not snowing. It's all right. Look, you got
1:47.9	tear down Green Bay. It's beautiful there right now. It's beautiful. What do you do in Green Bay? Just
1:52.1	go to the bar? What do you do? What are. Well, my point is, where are the porta-potties and do I have to keep finding
2:05.1	them? Watching that, you know, I want to watch that the way that I watched it, which is, you know,
2:09.7	at home where I can, you know, during the commercials, go take a leak or something. I mean, I don't, but you got to give it to the NFL. They turn this stuff
2:20.1	into kind of magic in a weird way. It's just picking. It's just a draft. And I didn't know if I
2:28.0	was going to watch it, but I was just, oh yeah, the drafters on. And I turned it on right
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