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Dear members of the media and the public, I welcome you.

Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, it is hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine.

Eric is on vacation this week, so it is the Doctrineer Doctrine.

And I'm your lead doctrinaire for the week, Tim Andrews, man of a thousand voices.

The lady of several voices in her own right, up there in Maryland, Miss Autumn Fisher.

The man behind the glass is George Clark.

I always want to call him George Glass because I'm a huge Brady Bunch fan.

And the handsomest producer in the entire world, if not universe, Jared Yamamoto.

Look at that. We didn't get kicked off. We got one day in the books.

Yeah. Four more to go to screw things up, Tim. We can do this.

We're not going to screw things up. We are going to take the ship into port, dock nicely, get off, and wait for Eric to return as the captain on Monday.

Damn right. We're going to make sure to keep things afloat. Also in studio, one of the doctrinairs

at large, and one of the original doctrinares, in fact, from the river. He sailed his boat

up the river, and now he's in our studio, Mr. English.

I lost my paddles, and here I am.

You lost your paddles.

You swam, you swam.

Swim, swam, swam.

You said, so if it's George Glass, is he the man behind the Clark?

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