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Dear members of the media and the public, I welcome you.

Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia and beyond, hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine

begins right now.

I am your lovable, huggable.

Radio chat host, Eric von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.

Lady of 184.7 characters Autumn Fisher has the afternoon off.

We do have the man behind the glass, George Clark, and the handsomest producer in all of

producery, Jared Yamamoto.

Have you gotten yourself together there? I know you didn't have your headphones,

didn't have your mic condom. You know what it is? You know what it is. So I went all the way back

to my office to get the mic condom and then found that I just set it right next to, right

here on the side. And then once I figured that out and we were just about to go on the air,

I recognized that I had left my headphones in the office.

So my intrepid producer, Jared Yamamoto, in the last 30 seconds before we went on the air, went, what did I say?

Scouring, scouring the office and found some replacement headphones.

And that's what I love about show business you're putting out fires

you're putting out fires the green light goes on and somehow it all comes together that's right

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