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Dear members of the media and the public, I welcome you.

Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, our one of the Von Hesler Doctrine

begins right now.

I am your lovable, hubbable,

radio chat host, Eric von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews,

lady of 184.7 characters, Autumn Fisher, the man behind the glass,

George Clark, and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

I cannot wait, Eric. We have got such a full show. We've got Tootel Piff. We've got Paul Stanley. We've got down by law.

Hey, hey, hey, don't be so A-B-C-Darion. I'm looking to improvise my way through this, so let's not get married to the order ABC Darien of segments.

That's my way of apologizing to the audience for not using

yesterday's word of the day in a sentence.

You were still in recovery. I was still in recovery. I'm not

exactly completely and totally out of the haze, but you know what?

I'm not feeling, like if it was a bog,

you know, I'm at, like my ankles are still in. You know what? I'm not feeling like if it was a bog, you know, I'm at like my ankles

are still in. You know what I mean? That's all. I'm mostly out of the bog. You're out

of questionable. You're healthy enough to play. I'm going to live for at least another. I think

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