The Von Haessler Doctrine S14/E100 - Busty Pumpkins

The Von Haessler Doctrine

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4.7 • 695 Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2024

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, George, and Greg in their newly extended timeslot from 3pm-7pm as they chat about state capitalism, happy blood, chastity belt hygiene, and much more! *New episodes of our sister shows: The Popcast and The Nightcap w/ Jared Yamamoto are available as well!*

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0:00.0	Thanks for listening to the Bon Hessler Doctrine podcast.
0:04.8	Follow the doctrine on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Instagram, and Twitter for even more content.
0:13.1	These people just make noise and basically waste our time.
0:18.3	Dear members of the media and the public, I welcome you.
0:21.7	Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine
0:31.0	begins right now.
0:35.5	I am your lovable, huggable, radio chat host, Eric von Hessler.
0:40.3	The other voices you hear are the doctrinares, man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews,
0:48.3	Lady of 184.7 characters, Autumn Fisher, the man behind the glass, George Clark, and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.
1:04.7	You look all nice and dressed up for Sabrina Carpenter tonight at State Farm.
1:08.1	Oh, I got a feeling if she sees me out there. I don't know who
1:11.6	her boyfriend slash husband is, but he's in trouble. She's going to be singing to Von Hesler
1:16.5	tonight at State Farm. Oh, yes. Well, listen. A nice short and sweet tour. She's too young for me.
1:23.0	I know she's been pining for the Von H Hessler for a couple of years now.
1:28.4	How old is she?
1:29.3	I'll cut it off at a couple of years.
1:30.7	25.
1:31.4	Oh, yeah, it's been at least seven years.
1:33.8	She's been...
1:34.5	She looks like Pia de Zadora.
1:37.6	The texting and the harassing won't stop.
1:42.3	And so I have often thought about maybe calling the authorities.
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