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Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine

begins right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, radio chat host, Eric Von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews,

Lady of 184.7 characters, Autumn Fisher,

the man behind the glass, George Clark, and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto. You know, rumor has it, Eric, that Biden listened to my nightcap on

Saturday, and that's why he dropped out the race on on Sunday. Oh, you heard me break it down.

He'd go asleep.

I was going to say, you're going to kind of set yourself up there.

It's like one of those things that aren't true on YouTube.

Like it'll say, listen to this music at 432, whatever frequency, you'll be asleep within three minutes.

Yeah.

It never works.

It never works.

But it may be that Joe Biden saw something like that about the nightcap of Jared Yamamoto.

Hey, man, I'm having trouble.

I was the one that took him over the top.

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