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Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine

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I am your lovable, huggable,

radio chat host, Eric Von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the Doctrinex.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.

Lady of 184.7 characters, Autumn Fisher, the man behind the glass, George Clark,

and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto, and if you are even thinking,

if you are even entertaining the idea of starting this Wednesday edition

of the Von Hessler Doctrine by letting the host know that it's National Hot Dog Day,

I am going to slap you.

No, you actually have choices.

It's World Emoji Day and National Tattoo Day as well, too.

Am I wrong?

I thought today was National Hot Dog Day.

And I thought as soon as I saw that. Well, it is National Hot Dog Day. well, too. Am I wrong? I thought today was National Hot Dog Day.

As soon as I saw that, well... It is National Hot Dog Day.

Okay.

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