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Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, radio chat host, Eric von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.

Lady of 184.7 characters.

Autumn Fisher.

The man behind the glass. George Clark, and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto. I feel like I should be worried. I'm drinking the water

here in Midtown. Hopefully it's going to be okay. Goodness gracious, did you boil it first?

I did not boil it first.

Oh, is this place covered by all that?

I believe it is, but we haven't gotten any company-wide warnings here at W-Sbee about it.

I'm drinking filtered water, so that would, right?

I would hope it would kill some of it, right?

I mean, right?

You might want to put it in the microwave first. I'll put it in the microwave and then I'll, I can't have ice because ice comes straight.

I'll put the ice in the microwave.

Yeah, that's the way to do it.

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