The Von Haessler Doctrine S12/E132 - Inspector Oliphant's Cidery
The Von Haessler Doctrine
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🗓️ 15 November 2023
⏱️ 146 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Thanks for listening to the Bon Hesler Doctrine podcast. |
| 0:04.7 | Remember, you can hear the show from 4 to 7 on 95-5 WSV and follow the doctrine on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Instagram, and Twitter for even more content. |
| 0:17.9 | All right, ladies and gentlemen, at this point, the show is no longer governed by the edicts of the FCC, |
| 0:26.0 | which means that probably Autumn will get things going with really filthy talk and then we'll join in. |
| 0:32.5 | So if you have children in the car with you or around you, things are going to change at this point, or maybe not, but they could. |
| 0:38.8 | You need to know that they could. |
| 0:43.7 | I just want to make some noise there. |
| 0:49.0 | That's good. |
| 0:49.6 | Now, those are the music stylings of the one and only lovable and huggable Eric Von Hesler. And you are listening to |
| 0:56.6 | the Von Hesler Doctor Pre-Show 60. This is the podcast industry insiders claim is just too small to fail. |
| 1:02.5 | And that's nice. It's sweet. Being small. It's quite been small in many ways for a lot of my life. |
| 1:08.8 | And there's a lot of solace of being small you're overlooked it's |
| 1:12.2 | great you can get away with no pressure you can get away with you people aren't noticing you |
| 1:16.8 | they don't even notice you're in the room right now i could say poop and no one would get upset |
| 1:21.5 | about it um i just did yeah i'm not upset george i'm upset that you haven't. George, who's George? |
| 1:29.2 | I don't even know that you've introduced George. |
| 1:32.4 | I'm about to introduce George by asking if he got upset. |
| 1:34.7 | And I was going to say, that's George Clark there, Dr. Nair. |
| 1:36.7 | But you kind of stepped all over that. |
| 1:38.1 | I was being creative with the introduction. |
| 1:39.1 | I don't like that. |
| 1:41.1 | I'm not a fan of creativity. |
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