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All right, ladies and gentlemen, at this point, the show is no longer governed by the edicts of the FCC,

which means that probably Autumn will get things going with really filthy talk and then we'll join in.

So if you have children in the car with you or around you, things are going to change at this point,

or maybe not, but they could.

You need to know that they could.

You're going to outlive your garage.

I'm going to outlive my garage and my teeth, apparently, so, yeah, there's so many things now.

Oh, no, I meant that the other way.

Actually, the garage is going to outlive you.

That's the reason not to epoxy it. The garage is going to outlive me, yeah, and, well, probably outlive my teeth as well.

There's a hierarchy that is developing here that I never imagined would exist.

Well, you know, I come from the land of carports, so I consider you as someone who needs to check your privilege with all this garage talk. I grew up with carports, all right?

At best.

Yes, where you would land your car.

Welcome, one and all to the Von Hesler Doctrine Pre-Show 60.

This is the podcast that industry insiders say is just too small to fail.

We're here with Mr. Lovable and Hugable.

That's Eric Von Hesler, Dr. and Air Extraordinary George Clark.

And me, I'm your host. Stefan Pappas, I want to start things off with a headline because this has been just amazing.

And you may not know this.

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