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Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins.

Right now. I am your lovable, huggable. Mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hessler. The other voices you hear are the doctrinares, man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews,

Lady of 184.7 characters, Autumn Fisher, the man behind the glass, George Clark,

and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

And Eric, the journey is usually the part you remember anyways.

The journey is usually the part that you remember anyways.

Is that a 90-year-old woman talking about her life as she looks back on all the events

of her life?

Let's hear again.

I'm going to assume that you have some sort of, we have a, if I hear that, the first

thing I'm going to conclude is that we have a new oldest woman in the world, and she's

looking back.

Maybe she's 116.

The oldest woman is somewhere between 116 and 125 at all times. And I'm guessing this is a lady looking back. What a life,

right? A hundred and sixteen years. And of course, what she's found out is it's not any

individual thing, but what is it again?

The journey is usually the part that you remember anyways.

Okay, what's the name of that oldest woman in the world?

That oldest woman would be Miley Cyrus.

Oh, wow.

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