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Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins.

Right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares, man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews,

Lady of 184.7 characters, Autumn Fisher, the man behind the glass, George Clark, and the

handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

I see we're a little banged up to start the show this morning, Eric.

Oh, yeah, somebody's playing through some pain.

Yeah, that's right.

Mr. I don't know what happened to his left hand, but it wasn't good because it's,

is that what you described to me as a gauze cast?

Is that what that is?

It's hard.

Oh, so it starts as gauze, and then over time there's some sort of modern, newfangled gauze technology that makes it harden into an actual cast and then covered with the good old

fashion ace bandage. That's right. So are you going to tell us the truth about what happened or

you have some sort of cover story? I got in a fight. His wife's got a black eye with a rug.

Oh, with a rug. Now, Autumn jumped to conclusions. And, of course, Tim Andrews would never be...

Tim Andrews, I think, is like me.

I've always been violent with things like doors and walls.

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