Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine

begin right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinaire's, man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews,

lady of 184.7 characters, Autumn Fisher, the man behind the glass, George Clark, and the handsomest producer in all of

producery, Jared Yamamoto.

Oh, Eric, we are starting this Friday show with a lot of controversy from yesterday's show,

man.

My goodness.

Well, you know, I made the mistake of tossing some truth out there to people,

and that upsets people.

You know, I usually don't want to start a Friday morning show on a rather negative note,

but I guess you do have some folks who are tossing both the slings and the arrows

at everyone's favorite Atlanta radio host, Eric Von Hessler.

So let's get a little taste of it. I mean, give people their due.

I could ignore this, by the way, but I'm not. I'm saying, you know what I'm doing from my high perch above humanity?

I'm basically saying, call off the guards, open the gates. Let the idiots in.

You're a man of the people, Eric. I certainly am a man of the idiots, that's for sure.

So before we get to the open mics, let's read this Facebook comment from David here. He says,

claims that EVH is a ninth grade dropout and that he knew all along that the military knew of this balloon.

All right, hold on.

Stop so.

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