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Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins.

Right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares, man of a thousand voices,

Tim Andrews, lady of 184.7 characters, Autumn Fisher, the man behind the glass, George Clark,

and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

Loving that new haircut over there, buddy.

It's about damn time, you got one.

I am, it's not high and tight.

That's a military cut, right?

That's right. It's, it's, it's higher and tighter. It's, I don't have that excess crazy hair anymore.

Short and sweet. Short and sweet. Just like Autumn Fisher. Short and sweet. And my wife, short and sweet as well. A lot of short and sweet. Now I've joined the ladies in my life with this haircut, and I too have at least

one part of my body that is short and sweet. I was hoping you were going to... The part you want to be

short and sweet. I was hoping you were going to get it a little bit longer, be that creepy guy

with the ponytail and the hat. I was almost there. I was almost at ponytail and because

it starts to annoy me, but not enough to make me go to the barber

because I'm so lazy. So I want to thank a great listener, Dustin Anglin.

England. It's not England, but it's Anglin. Anglin, yeah. Like if you were fishing and you

were Anglin. Yeah, you're... Or if you're, yeah, you have a weird accent, you're like, I'm going

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