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Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins.

Right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices.

Tim Andrews.

Lady of 184.7 characters.

Autumn Fisher.

The man behind the glass.

George Clark.

And you know the story, the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

Getting toward the tail end of his two-week honeymoon with the newly minted Mrs. Yamamoto.

So, so he'll be back, Momomomonday?

I don't know if he'll be back

Monday or Tuesday, to Tuesday. We're in the dark on that one. We don't know. I feel like he told

me it was going to be on Tuesday, but I can't remember that. I can't, I don't know that for a

fact. And so I don't like to bother. I'm one of these people. I think you guys know this. When you take time off, I try not to bother you. No matter how long it is. You've never been that way. I, meaning. Meaning you're not intrusive when people aren't here. No, when people have time off, I want them to go, enjoy themselves, do whatever they're doing, and without having to worry about me or the show.

And I said to George, why don't you text?

Does the text from America go all the way to Australia?

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