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I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.

Lady of 184.7 characters, Autumn Fisher, has the morning off.

We do, however, have the man behind the glass, George Clark.

We do not have the most handsome producer in all her producery, Jared Yamamoto.

He and the newly minted Mrs. Yamamoto have touched down in Australia

and are currently enjoying their deserved honeymoon. I don't know what happened to

autumn. I think she has a bad stomach. Yeah, she said she tossed and turned all night.

She tossed, and I know autumn for, you know, she's a pro. Had she tossed all night without

the turning she'd be here, had she been turning without tossing, she'd be here. But ladies and gentlemen, she tossed and she turned. Yeah, the turning is what really pushed her over the edge.

Yeah. Well, the problem with the turning is, if you're tossing, that wakes you up, the turning keeps you awake, and then you end up in this horrible loop. I understand.

And we wish her the best. Why don't she get a mobile toilet that she

could bring into that closet? That way she could sit on that and do the show. Absolutely. Then she

could do the show when she's sick. Well, I guess what you've brought up here is maybe an issue of

commitment when it comes to. Yes. That's what I have in my house, a mobile toilet. Doing the show.

Absolutely. Big story show. Absolutely.

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