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Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, hub-able, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.

Lady of 184.7 characters, Autumn Fisher.

The man behind the glass, George Clark.

And the handsomest producer in all of producery with just a few hours of freedom

left in his life, Jared Yamamoto.

I still have some days left in there. Thank you very much. I have some days and hours.

I have the countdown. Autumn, in a moment, give us the countdown to Yama wedding, but let me just say to you, at this point you are, yes, you can describe these as days, but they are a number of days which also can easily be described as hours. So how many hours and days, or however you're going to put it, do we have left from this point to Yama wedding?

Three days, eight hours, 24 minutes, and 38 seconds.

Look there. We tossed it all in there for you so you can feel your most freedom. Days, minutes, hours, seconds.

But it's coming to an end, your single life. Now, I know you've been living in sin for four years, but that's always, you know, the door is always just a little bit cracked open.

You know what I mean?

It's always, it could be one fight, one night, one bar, one cidery.

Things go sideways, and everybody just shakes hands and says, hey, that was okay.

We're going to move on with our lives.

The door will be permanently shut and I'm all in

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