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Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

So I hear the other Von Hesler doctrinairs, but no, Eric. Where's Eric?

Eric is not here. Yes, another day, Eric von Hesler is still under the weather, and I think we need an update, but first I want to introduce everybody.

My name is Tim Andrews, and I'm filling in for the aforementioned Eric von Hessler.

Also joined by the rest of the doctrinares, the man behind the glass, George Clark, who I was calling Kanye Clark yesterday.

We'll drop that moniker today.

Autumn Fisher and the handsomest producer and all the producery.

Jared Yamamoto.

What's up, Timmy?

What's up?

I need, I say Yamamoto like Mark Aram does.

Yamamoto.

I like that.

It's very enunciated well.

Well, some people say Yamamoto, you know, it's lazy talk.

But Aram really nails it. Yamamoto. It's perfect with the way he says it. It's absolutely perfect.

I've had people have butchered my name throughout my whole life. I've just gotten used to it.

At one point, I had a math teacher in high school that just called me yams and tomatoes.

And I just completely leaned into it i'm like you

know what fine you know what you call me jared yams and tomatoes these days you could get him fired

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