The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E192 - Cereal Deception
The Von Haessler Doctrine
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🗓️ 10 October 2022
⏱️ 94 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine |
| 0:10.7 | begins right now. I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler. |
| 0:20.7 | The other voices you hear are the doctrinares. |
| 0:24.6 | Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews, lady of 184.7 characters, Autumn Fisher, the man behind the glass, George Clark, and the handsomest producer |
| 0:38.2 | in all of producery |
| 0:40.4 | Jared Yamamoto |
| 0:42.5 | Did you enjoy Jupiter in opposition last night? |
| 0:45.7 | Well |
| 0:46.2 | I don't think we're compatible. |
| 0:50.4 | I did everything I could |
| 0:51.8 | to woo that big |
| 0:54.0 | freaky planet. |
| 0:56.7 | Get a little. |
| 0:57.6 | First of all, get an identity. |
| 0:59.7 | Are you a star? |
| 1:01.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:02.0 | Are you a failed star or are you a failed planet, Jupiter? |
| 1:05.9 | It's a planet that identifies as, I mean, a star that identifies as a planet. |
| 1:09.4 | And I guess I need to respect that. |
| 1:11.1 | Big ball of gas. Well, yeah, it's a big a ball of swirling gas. Look at my red spot. |
| 1:17.4 | Does it have herpes? Yeah, it's a real, it's the only planet with herpes. And hooked up with |
| 1:21.9 | Uranus. Oh, now. Look at you. You chickened out. You chicaned out. You chicaned out. |
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