The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E138 - Too Lazy to Die

The Von Haessler Doctrine

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2.4 • 679 Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2022

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about functioning alcoholics, academic Styles, grasshopper burgers, and much more! “Brought to you by Findlay Roofing”

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0:00.0	Thanks for listening to the Von Hessler Doctrine podcast.
0:04.4	Remember, you can hear the show every weekday from 9 to noon right here on 95.5 WSB, Atlanta's News and Talk.
0:16.0	Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins.
0:25.6	Right now.
0:28.6	I am your lovable, hug-able, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hessler.
0:34.6	The other voices you hear are the doctrinares. Man of a thousand voices,
0:41.5	Tim Andrews, lady of 184.7 characters, the always highly viscous co-host of this show, Autumn
0:50.6	Fisher, the man behind the glass, George Clark, and the handsomest producer in all of
0:58.6	producery, Jared Yavamote.
1:01.9	And we made it.
1:02.7	It's hashtag, finally Friday.
1:05.3	We made it.
1:07.4	Do people even think about what the...
1:09.7	We made it.
1:11.9	First of all, if you got to Wednesday and thought, I might not make it. Do people even think about what that we made it? First of all, if you got to Wednesday and thought, I might not make it, you probably still have something that needs to be checked out.
1:17.8	No, I went to the hospital yesterday, and I got all the things I needed, and I made it to Friday, so now I can party.
1:22.9	Do people really believe that, hey, you know, I've had heart pains since Tuesday, but I made it to Friday.
1:28.3	So, okay, reset.
1:30.3	Don't have to worry about that one.
1:32.4	No one dies on the weekend.
1:34.5	No, that's when you party.
1:36.5	Let's put it off until Monday again and hope that you survived the week again.
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