Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, our one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, hug-a-mobile, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.

Lady of 184.7 characters, the always highly viscous,

co-host of this show, Autumn Fisher, the man behind the glass, George Clark,

and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

Hey, good morning, man.

Good morning. I almost forgot the first line there. Hadn't thought about it before we went on.

I just like, okay, I better open my mouth and just say something.

And magically it fell out.

You know, people think that that's pre-recorded sometimes when we started the show.

Sometimes I wonder why it's not pre-recorded.

But I like the fact that it's not pre-recorded because, number one, it keeps me on the ball.

That's going to be noticed if I get it wrong.

And number two, I like for people to see that there's a little different personality and pizzazz in there.

It's a different day.

Same words, different day.

Good name for today's podcast.

Same words, different day. It's just kind of how

life is. Autumn Fisher, right? Am I right? Yeah. Well, you know, we said that if we come up with a name

early on, then we get to just get off the rest of the day. Oh, we're done, right? We already have a

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