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Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins.

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I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host Eric Von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews, lady of 184.7 characters, the always highly viscous

co-hosts of this show. Yeah, there she is. She's in place, finally.

Autumn Fisher, the men behind the glass, the two clerks, Leo and George.

And the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Jabimodo.

You know, I wish I could roll into work at 903 like that too.

Whoa. I don't know how many people were watching the video because I have to be honest,

I don't even know how you do watch the video, but some people know.

And, man, did she, I, you almost, you weren't doing this, but it's almost as if as you came to sit down and

put that curtain aside, like, as, like, the blouse would still be falling over your bra as she

sat down. Yeah, like I was just getting my shirt on. What happened, what happened was my curtain

fell down. It, like, pulled out of the wall. So I had to like

reinstall that. And then I had to hook every little hook of this curtain up and it's still not

perfect in the show. Oh yeah. Okay. Well, well, good. And then my cords were all tangled in my chair.

And I had, and then, yeah. You showed up to work at 8.50. Yeah. I was. I was here, but my thing fell off the wall.

If you're on time.

Oh, no.

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