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Live, for real, from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares, man of a thousand voices,

Tim Andrews, lady of 184.7 characters, the always highly viscous co-host of this show,

Autumn Fisher, the man behind the glass, George Clark, and the handsomest producer in all of

producery, Jared Yamamoto. Oh, and I'm celebrating the last day of hashtag mermaid,

guys. Oh, this is the last day of mermaid? Yes, it is. Merme is over? Merme is almost over.

I find out that the month of May is Murermay on the last day. I have not

celebrated. I have not ordered the streamers. I'm going to

have to double up next year. Well, you can just draw

31 different mermaids and then make sure you post them on your Instagram.

I got to throw her back into the pond.

Make sure you feed her for the next page. I got to throw her back into the pond. Make sure you feed her for the next 300.

I got some fish food.

Did anybody, I feel terrible.

We're coming back from vacation.

And you throw it at me.

It sounds, when you call it Mermay, that sounds like a month-long celebration.

Oh, it sure is.

And maybe Autumn, who is famous for foraging for food in her neighbor's yards, perhaps she.

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