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Remember, you can hear the show every weekday from 9 to noon right here on 95.5 WSB, Atlanta's News and Talk.

Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins.

Right now, I am your lovable, hugable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews, lady of 184.7 characters, the always highly viscous,

co-host of this show, Autumn Fisher,

the man behind the glass for just a few more days,

Shaney B, and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

Happy hashtag National I am in control day.

This is not from Will Smith's account, I take it.

No, it's not.

This is the day where you take a break for a minute and evaluate your situation.

Sometimes we can only take charge the things we are in control of and everything else you got to let go.

Where does this crap come from?

You're just reading something.

Is there a BS factor?

There is.

Is it somewhere in like...

It's Des Moines.

Is it in Des Moines? They used to say when I was growing up, they'd say Eric, they'd say, because that was my name, and say, Eric, if it plays in Peoria, it'll play everywhere else.

And I don't know why.

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