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Remember, you can hear the show every weekday from 9 to noon right here on 95.5 WSB, Atlanta's News and Talk.

Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares. Man of a thousand voices,

Tim Andrews, lady of 184.7 characters, the always highly viscous co-host of this show, Autumn

Fisher. The man behind the glass, Shaney B.

And the handsomest producer, I tell you, in all of Producery, Jared Yamamoto.

Hey, I may be handsome, but today we are celebrating autumn

because today is happy International Women's Day.

Oh, wow.

Yay.

Oh, she's going to be insufferable.

Everybody shut up. Listen to me.

With the demands.

She's already got her war hair on.

Lord only knows.

It's going to go to her head. Listen, I'm not against it.

I think it's a good thing.

Are you saying that women, when they're given a little bit of power, go overboard with

it? Because that's never been with men before.

You're like one of these female comedians that doesn't so much do jokes but makes points

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