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Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins.

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I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices.

You may hear him nightly on Word on the Street right here on WSB.

Just Friday.

Tim Andrews.

Lady of 184.7 characters, the always highly viscous, Autumn Fisher, with her war hair.

Seems to be a little tweak to the war hair. We'll get through that in a moment.

The man behind the glass, Shaney B.

And the handsomest producer in all of producerie, Jared Yamamoto.

Hey, thanks for making me sit through the State of the Union last night.

Much appreciated, man.

Well, listen, when you were given that big raise that came along

when the promotion to become lead researcher of the Von Hessler Doctrine,

part of that, hey, that big money and that corner office with a window doesn't come without

a price, my friend.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

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