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hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews, lady of 184.7 characters, Autumn Fisher.

Today's man behind the glass, DeMarco Williams, and the handsomest producer in all of

producery, Jared Yamamoto.

Hoping you have some Thursday thoughts this morning, Eric.

I do have, well, I haven't paid to have thoughts every day.

So I guess anything that I say today that is an opinion would be classified as a Thursday thought.

You get paid more today for your thoughts as well.

Well, make sure you write them all down.

I will.

I get credit for every thought that I have on this Thursday.

Don't they have to be submitted to the FCC for compliance?

They do.

First, we have to submit them to our overlords at Globochem, who, tip of the hat to Mr. Show, who own us.

And then if they approve, then we move it on to the government.

I think you missed the deadline.

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