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Live, and I mean it, from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares. Man of a thousand voices,

Tim Andrews. Lady of, oh, I got that one wrong. Yes, lady of 184 now. Point seven characters.

Autumn Fisher, she's been boning up over the holidays and perfecting her act. And I appreciate it.

There she is right now. We call her the ghost in the machine. The man behind the glass,

Shaney B. Look who's here. Greg Russ from New York City. Couldn't make it to the Christmas

party because he doesn't care that much. But here he is. A little late. Better late than never.

Greg Russ. And the handsomest producer and all producery. Jared Yamamoto.

Happy to be back, man. Welcome to 2022.

First of all, let's establish something here. We are actually back.

Yes. Are we? We live? Did we tape this three weeks ago and just pretend that we're back?

We actually taped this back in August.

Yeah, and I remember back then saying, hey, we're going to do this little thing at the

top that really convinces people that we're here.

Which is I will ask whether we're here and I'll be told that we are.

You know what?

Radio is a mystery. Isn't it best? Isn't

entertainment best when there's a question mark? When there's a mystery? So I think that there's

at least a 93.9% chance that we are actually speaking to you live. I'm here, but I don't know if you're here.

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